Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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