but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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