Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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