If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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