Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
