ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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