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I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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