i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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