it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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