Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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