MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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