sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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