he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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