lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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