If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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