this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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