we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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