oh god the rape fog is back!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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