like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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