My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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