I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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