Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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