hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
