Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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