so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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