I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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