Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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