How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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