Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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