I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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