I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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