wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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