i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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