Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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