i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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