youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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