i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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