His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
is it fun? or sober?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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