and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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