Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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