yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
