i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Randomize
