party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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