dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Randomize
