She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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