Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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