Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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