I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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