Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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