I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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