didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I bet he comes in French.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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