ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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