M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Randomize
