Its about making memories worth repressing
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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