first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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