You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We need to get me chipped asap
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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