Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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