The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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